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document.write(""There's something seriously wrong with Mega Man," Break Man reported to Dr. Light, glancing down at where his brother was lying. " +
""He just fell asleep in the middle of an alley! That's not normal--even for him."" +
" -- D19");
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document.write(""Knock, knock," Mega Man called. "Can I come in?" " +
" "Can I stop you?" Break Man returned. " + " "No, not really," Mega Man admitted, and walked in. " + " -- from Book 13 1/2 ");
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document.write(" Mega Man paced around a little, not daring to go too deeply into the small cave. "What are you doing, making your own little fortress?" he teased." + " Break Man shrugged. "It's something to do." " + " "But in a cave? Don't you want a house or something?" " + " "This is fine. And the house you visit too often."" + " -- from Book 13 1/2 ");
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document.write("-- from Book 16 ");
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document.write("-- Dr. Wily " + "Break Man chuckled. "Wily gloats a lot." -- from Book 16 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "What did you do to Mega Man?" Lana demanded the thin air." +
"A chuckle ensued. "Nothing," came Dr. Wily's voice. "I haven't touched him. He's laying right where he fell..." The voice paused for effect. "...when he died." " + " -- the Mega Man interactive HTML book ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Is this some sort of powerful sorcery or something?" the man asked. " +
"Mega Man didn't feel like denying that, since it was a lot easier " +
"than trying to explain nuclear physics to a man who had never even seen a calculator." +
"-- the Mega Man interactive HTML book ");
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document.write("-- Break Man in Mega Magic 3
-- from Book 4 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Mega Man -- 'the most repetative game series of all time?' Hey, check out Mortal Kombat and tell me if there's a whole lotta difference from game to game."" +
"-- Electronic Entertainment ");
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document.write("-- from Mini-Book 0 -- from Book 1 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "Are you okay?" Break Man asked with a small smile." +
"Mega Man raised a hand to his head. "Hang on. I'll tell you when I can see less than three of you."" + " -- from Mini-Book 1 ");
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document.write(" "Hmmm. Then what would be a good name for you?" Mega Man asked thoughtfully." + " Break Man shrugged. "Oh, just don't call me anything." " + " "Okay," Mega Man agreed. "So, where do you want to go, Anything?" " + " Break Man burst out laughing. "I told you not to call me that!" " + " -- from Mini-Book 2 ");
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document.write(" Dr. Light turned to Mega Man. "I'm going to change your name. We'll call you Mega Man."" +
"The robot nodded. "Okay." Of course he would agree. Dr. Light could call him 'Late For Dinner' and as a robot, Mega Man wouldn't care." + " -- from Book 7 ");
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document.write(""Yes folks, it's true and you heard it here first! Mega Man, our blue barrier against that tyrant Wily, has gone free-lance!!"" +
"-- from Book 13 1/2 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "Beat!" Dr. Light exclaimed." +
"Mega Man grinned. "Break Man's not the only one who can whistle!"" + " -- from Book 5 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Mega Man: "I prefer mine sautéed." -- from Book 12 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Mega Man: "At least they're rather small."" + "Break Man: "You call them small? That second one is bigger than any of the Robot Masters!" " + "Mega Man: "He could have made them the size of Gamma you know." " + " -- from Book 8 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "You worthless slugs!" Dr. Wily screamed at his robots. " +
""You couldn't destroy Mega Man if he was gift-wrapped and deposited at your feet!"" + " Bass pushed himself to his feet, shoving away the Guard Joes. "I resent that."" + " -- from Book 18 ");
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document.write(" Dr. Wily leaped back and yelled, "No firing inside the ship! Do you want to bring us all crashing to the ground!?"" + " "That sounds like a good idea to me," Mega Man muttered." + " -- from Book 17 ");
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document.write("Mega Man tried to roll out of the way of the sparkling water that was sapping his strength, but he didn't have the energy to. He couldn't help but think, Wonderful. I'm being beaten by a hose." +
"-- from Mega Magic 1 ");
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document.write(" "We're in the lower atmosphere," Dr. Wily explained. "With just a little stimulus, I can cause bolts of lightning to flash between the clouds and occasionally connect with this fortress."" +
"Mega Man laughed. "Oh, that's a good one. Fry your fort. Extra crispy."" + " -- from Mini-Book 3 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Welcome to Kentucky Fried Forts. Would you like Original, X-tra Crispy, or Mega Man Slammed? And would you like Wily, Cossack, or Protoman forts? " +
"As for your side dishes, we have chopped robot salad, mashed Mets with gravy, or deep fried Guard Joes."" +
"-- Kumog ");
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document.write(" They were now staring at a vast expanse of hallways dotted with numerous pits, ledges, and ladders. " +
"Branching from the large central room into which they were looking were several different hallways all leading in different directions." +
""Ahhh..." Dr. Light mused with a smile. "A tourist trap."" + " -- from Book 7 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""The battles against Wily differ slightly depending on what mode you chose. For instance, in the Mega Man 7 mode, the background is replaced with psychedelic color cycling."" +
"-- Rac_Shade ");
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document.write("-- Phaelin ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("-- Maru ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Me: "He's been brought back to life way more times than that.""); else if (which == (count = count + 1)) document.write(""I haven't gotten that far into the game yet, but so far, I really have little idea what is going on. " + "Yet I am still managing to enjoy the game. So I don't know if this makes the plot a complete failure, or just irrelevant."" + " -- Mega Man X Command Mission Commentary ");
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document.write(" "Are you okay?" Break Man asked. He tossed a quick glance at the smoldering fortress. "You look like that thing landed on you or something. Were you in it when it crashed?"" +
"Mega Man gave him a wry look. "Your first guess was closer."" + " -- from Mini-Book 3 ");
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document.write("-- Mega Man (Book 15) " + "Break Man: "Dead, most likely." -- from Book 17 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Break Man to Mega Man (Book 15) ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Break Man: That's the last time I try to rescue you! How many times has it been?" +
"Mega Man: Three." + " Break Man: . . . I'm not too good at it, am I?" + " -- from Book 6 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("When the realization set in, Mega Man did what any normal person would do if caught in such a situation." +
" "Aaaaaahhhh!" he shrieked." +
"-- from Book 6 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""I was almost gone," Mega Man admitted. "But then Break Man showed up. " +
"He's bound and determined not to let me die in peace, I think."" +
" -- from Book 17 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Break Man was sure every circuit in his body had just been rattled loose. " +
"For a moment he couldn't move. " +
"Then his system got over the shock and he discovered that he still couldn't move." +
"-- from Mini-Book 3 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Unnh..." Mega Man opened his eyes. " +
"He still couldn't focus, but that white blotch in front of him looked awfully familiar. " +
""Doctor Light?"" +
"-- from Book 17 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Come out, Wily," Mega Man muttered in disgust as he moved through the empty hallway. " +
""You can't hide from me forever--especially in a place this tiny."" +
"-- from Mini-Book 3 ");
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document.write(" -- D34 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "What could Dr. Wily want with stuff like that?" Mega Man asked." + " "Oh, I can think of about five things right off the top of my head--and none of them are pleasant," Dr. Light assured him. " + " "Besides slicing and dicing me?" " + " "Quite."" + " -- from the interactive HTML book ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Simon (Book 12) ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "That particle disintegrater beam was never meant to wound your arm. " +
"I was merely attempting to disarm you."" + " "You nearly did dis-arm me!" Mega Man retorted angrily." + " -- D09 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Break Man: "Who said I cared about hard feelings?" -- from Book 16 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- from Book 9 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Mega Man blinked, staring in disbelief at the tiny buttons set into his arm. They were fizzling. " +
"It was actually quite impossible but that was the best word to describe it. " +
"It was almost pretty, if but extremely abnormal." +
"-- from PowerF ");
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document.write("Mega Man slowly opened his eyes and gazed blankly around. He was looking at a ceiling. The ceiling seemed familiar somehow. " +
"He got the impression he'd stared at it quite a number of times before. " +
"Mega Man gazed at the familiar ceiling for a little while before his memory returned and he recalled where he was." +
"-- from PowerF ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Bass slipped stealthily through the heavy foliage of the tree garden someone had so thoughtfully planted right where he wanted to go." +
"-- from PowerF ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""The plot holes were annoying; I also got sick of fighting everyone and his sister as a boss, but maybe that's just me."" +
" -- Mega Man X4 Commentary ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Book 16 back cover ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("-- MMTips ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""'Don't make a monkey out of me'? The only thing that would make monkeys out of robots is the Mega Shows. Okay? Case closed."");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(""Kind of like the Mega Shows, sort of. 'Hey, Mega Man! There's a big rock heading for your head!' Mega Man: 'What?' *moosh*"");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "Who do you know," Mega Man tried, "who's this short with weird feet and sinks like a rock..." +
"and who Dr. Wily'd be only too pleased to see out of his way forever?"" + " Mrs. Argon's eyes went wide. "Mega Man," she whispered. " + " Mega Man smiled wryly. "Unfortunately."" + " -- from Mini-Book 3 ");
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document.write(" "Well, lookie here," the Guard Joe said. "It's Mega--umph!"" + " His statement was cut short when Mega Man nailed him in the face with a super-shot. " + " "That's 'Mega Man,' not 'Mega Umph,'" the blue bomber teased." + " -- from MM/S ");
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document.write(" "Is that your brother??" she squealed in delight. " +
""The one who's always pulling your bacon out of the frying pan?"" + " "Hey!" Mega Man protested. " + " Break Man grinned. "I think I like this girl."" + " -- from MM/S ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" She reached out and took his arm. "Now I can help you fight, Mega Man! I'll be your sidekick!"" + " His response was purely reactional. "Like heck you will!"" + " -- from MM/S ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Break Man: "I think you're already crazy." -- from MM/S ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- from MM/S ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Bass: "I'll hit anyone I please!" " + "Mega Man: "Or at least you'll try." -- from MM/S ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Mega Man: "Break Man...where did you get the Noise Crush?"" + "Break Man: "Where do you think I got it?" " + "Mega Man: "You defeated Shade Man?" " + "Break Man: "You sound surprised."" + " -- from MM/S ");
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document.write("-- Bass ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "Mega Man! Are you okay?"" + " Mega Man glanced up in surprise, wondering how battered he looked if everyone was asking that question." + " -- from Mini-Book 3 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Mega Man: "That's the funniest thing I've heard all day." -- from LoC1 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("Signal: "Wait, you mean we have to go rescue the nutcase?!"" + "Pulse: "Which one?" " + "Signal: "Either! Both!" " + "X: "Zero is not a nutcase!"" + " -- from LoC2 ");
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document.write(" -- from LoC2 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Dr. Light (LoC1) ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Mega Man (LoC2) ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" -- Mega Man ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write(" "I'll go scout," Break Man said, then teleported away in a stream of light." + " Mega Man sat up. "Geeze, doesn't that guy ever walk anywhere?"" + " -- R27 ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("" + "Break Man: "Oh, every time I visit Wily's fortress I pick up a souvenir." -- Mega Man (Book 19) ");
else if (which == (count = count + 1))
document.write("MegaMan.EXE: Hey, Lan! Want to see my impression of a PET's grandfather?" + "Lan: Sure! " + "MegaMan.EXE: C:> " + " -- from Battle Network 3 ");
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